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Monday, February 08, 2010


EOTW #4

And onwards we march with Week 4 of Euphemisms Of The Week

Recently observed on the web of shame:
  • Spotting a pea in the wine
  • Tucking into a melon basket
  • Warming up the butter in a pocket
  • Finding a chocolate under the expenses pile
  • Rationing the spiced apple Febreeze
More to follow...

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Sunday, February 07, 2010


Danny Boy

If you don't already, I urge you to listen to the Danny Baker show on Five Live. Obviously 9-11 on a Saturday morning might not be amenable to most people, but the podcast doesn't half light up a grey drizzly February commute. Currently loving the Roman numeral footballers feature (VIDIC!) and of course the ever present 'Sausage Sandwich Game'. A couple of hours of irreverent fun of a vaguely sporting nature, all held together with Danny's infectious enthusiasm for the absurd. Worth checking out.

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Thursday, February 04, 2010


Pressing Question

Looks like Blogger has got a bit bored with supporting externally-hosted blogs (like mine) over FTP. According to the press release:
"FTP remains a significant drain on our ability to improve Blogger: only 0.5% of active blogs are published via FTP — yet the percentage of our engineering resources devoted to supporting FTP vastly exceeds that."
Understandable I suppose, but which way forward? Probably a good opportunity to have a look at Wordpress publishing (I've also got a Tumblr thing running with a feed from here but that's a whole different kettle of ballgames).

However, Solveig's used to the Blogger way so I guess we will port hers to be a Google-hosted 'Custom Domain' - she'll also then get access to the fancy sidebar widgets which might be a boon.

Anyway, between now and mid-March, expect to see some changes around here, not least with the RSS feed, the commenting system and probably the design.

Ah well, any excuse for a tinker :)

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Tuesday, February 02, 2010


Stuffie?

I blipped this, but it's worth pushing again.

Uffie + Starkey = Massssssssssive tune.

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EOTW #3

Blimey, Week 3 of Euphemisms Of The Week rolled round so fast, I missed it yesterday...

Recently observed on the web of shame:
  • Tucking a Bentley behind the Range Rover
  • Getting out the Euro Disney brochure
  • Eating a jazz apple
  • Riding the drama llama
  • Overestimating the size of the wheelhouse
More to follow...

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At February 04, 2010 7:39 AM, Blogger RubberGoat said:

I have one:

"Warming up the butter in my pocket" :D

 
At February 05, 2010 10:28 AM, Blogger RubberGoat said:

Got another:

"She's rummaging around in the cupboards behind me" :D

 
At February 05, 2010 10:38 AM, Blogger fourstar said:

Two corkers! You can be one of my spies in the field :)

 

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Thursday, January 28, 2010


Red Hot Poker Face

Played real live poker with real live people last night for the first time in years. Six of us round at Paul's house, proper green baize with casino-standard chips & cards plus beer & pizza galore, football on in the background and men being men. It was brilliant, not least because I came away with a tidy profit and didn't have to pawn one of the children :)

Hopefully we can do it again soon but for the moment, here's Nick "Crafty Butcher" Hughes, who cleaned out at least two of the others in some tense 'all-in' action, in full-on WSOP mode:


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Tuesday, January 26, 2010


Thank You For The Days

Just back from a wonderful weekend away; a birthday treat from my excellent wife Solveig (in conjunction with the as-per-usual top-notch babysitting services provided by mum & dad, for which much thanks are due).

Having nipped off early on Friday afternoon and taken the appropriate exit off the M4 (indeed, we had to Turn After Reading*), we headed for the picturesque Goring-on-Thames in which nestles The Miller Of Mansfield, as recommended on Mr & Mrs Smith. Really nice little 'boutique' pub hotel with a fantastic restaurant (do try the shin of beef, it was as melty as it gets) as well as a snug bar with a log fire and a decent selection of gins. We realised when we arrived that we had somehow forgotten how to relax; indeed, it took a while for us to stop wondering where on earth the kids were. But unwind we did and with some walks along the (thin end of the) Thames and a trip up to Bicester on the Saturday, it was a properly brilliant break from the Smoke.


Due to good planning, we also squeezed in an extra treat on the way back, in the form of a visit to Heston Blumenthal's pub in Bray, the Hind's Head (in fact, as we were a bit early, we went looking for the Fat Duck, but somehow never found it!) and what a treat it was. We were tempted by the Sunday roast, but both decided on pies, having been advised by a few people that they were worth the journey. We did start with a Scotch (quail's) egg each, though, and these were splendid - by turns crispy, meaty and perfectly soft:

Hinds Head Scotch EggHinds Head Scotch Egg

For our mains we had Shepherds Pie (with lamb leg, breast and sweetbreads topped with mustard mash) and Spinach & Mushroom Pie (served with a Jerusalem artichoke sauce). They were both outstanding and tasted as good as they look:

Hinds Head Shepherds PieHinds Head Shepherds Pie

Hinds Head Spinach & Mushroom PieHinds Head Spinach & Mushroom Pie

After a full weekend of indulgence, we simply couldn't face dessert, so we'll just have to go back and try the rest of the menu at some point. Right, dear?

Anyway, what a brilliant weekend - almost enough to make me forget that next year is THAT ONE :)


* I'm truly sorry, I really am

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At January 27, 2010 1:57 AM, Blogger Tim Bostelle said:

I seriously want to try that Scotch egg.

I also love the restaurant you went to. Have you been to the Yew Tree?

http://www.theyewtree.net/

I think I might try it when I'm there in March, PM me if you're interested in a trip out to Newbury.

I mean, if you're interested in driving us out to Newbury when I'm there!

 
At January 27, 2010 7:38 AM, Blogger Jackie said:

Sounds like you had a really great time... it's good to get the chance to unwind.

 
At January 27, 2010 4:21 PM, Blogger Rowan said:

According to this week's edition of Heat, Jude Law and Sienna Miller were spotted in said Hind's Head, "looking v much a couple". Can you confirm or deny?

 
At January 29, 2010 7:36 PM, Blogger Alex Andronov said:

Do you know the most bizarre thing. It didn't click with me at all Katherine and I have stayed at that hotel it was the one which had the toilet in the bedroom that slightly freaked me out.

We were there for a wedding so didn't have dinner just breakfast but that was very good.

 

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Overheard #103

Unsurprisingly, at work, just now:
"Yes, but presumably Edgar Allan Poe never had to try and put a pie chart in his manuscript."

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Monday, January 25, 2010


EOTW #2

Time for Week 2 of Euphemisms Of The Week already? OK, let it roll.

Recently observed on the web of shame:
  • Eating the prawn spoon
  • Playing ping-pong out the back
  • Hiding in the Wendy house
  • Stealing the lunch-box
  • Buffing the laptop
More to follow...

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Thursday, January 21, 2010


Hubris...

...would be to overdo last night's result, but a picture paints a thousand words:


However, as Rowan, a Chelsea fan for whom I have the utmost respect, said (on Twitter):
Get back to me in May and we'll talk
Nuff said.

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At January 21, 2010 11:23 AM, Blogger Rowan said:

I have to admit, I said earlier in the season I thought you were in with a v good shout to win the title this year. I'm now hoping that it'll be rather like you making us main contender for last season's title (admittedly made before BFS sent it all tits up) and be completely WRONG :)

 
At January 21, 2010 4:09 PM, OpenID roadtoworldcup2010 said:

Only on alaphabetical order...game in hand...and the arse ave got to come to the Bridge.
Remember 3-0 at the effeminates!

 
At January 21, 2010 4:15 PM, Blogger fourstar said:

"Only on alaphabetical order"

Er, no, on goals scored, 59 to 52. But yes, you have a game in hand. Better win it, hadn't you :)

 
At January 21, 2010 4:45 PM, OpenID englandworldcup2010 said:

Yup..i stand corrected. A draw would do though!

 
At January 21, 2010 6:59 PM, Blogger Rowan said:

game in hand, what the fark are you two on about? Its January, FFS, you're seriously trying to say that neither team will not drop points between now and the end of May?? Bollocks to that, there are plenty of potential upsets between now and then, and in this season especially, nothing, I repeat NOTHING, should be taken as a given.

I really should be on MOTD, I'm ace.

 
At January 21, 2010 9:44 PM, Blogger fourstar said:

He started it, miss.

 

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010


At Home With Fourstar

My good friend Alex recently posted the following question over at his blog:


and it led me to think about the nonsense I spout on a semi-daily basis. Now I have distinctly different "at home" and "at work" phrases (as should everyone...) but for the purposes of this exercise, there is one Pharaoh of phrases, an Excalibur of exclamations, the Prince of proclamations, which is:
"Everyone's a winner, petit dejeuner"
Back in the heady days when I used to play sax in a touring soul covers band, we shared the stage with two of the most hilarious guys I have ever met. Tony (trombone) and Shaun (guitar) had known each other for years and had such a natural rapport they could easily have been working the clubs as a double act. They would have the tour bus in stitches at their tales of derring do and natural affinity for the absurd, which lifted the spirits of those humour-sapping drives across, say, for example, to pick somewhere totally at random, Lincolnshire.

However, whenever something went particularly well (which could be anything ranging from a well-paid gig in Dublin to a delicious sausage roll from a Sunderland truckstop), without fail Shaun would exclaim "Everyone's a winner!" always followed closely by Tony's rejoinder of "Petit dejeuner!".

Now quite why a French breakfast should be the epitome of delight for two jobbing musicians from York, I have no idea - and I'm not sure they did either. However, it stuck with me and to this day, when something goes well at work or at home, this is the line I come out with.


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At January 20, 2010 4:36 PM, Blogger Alex Andronov said:

This is a fact... I can testify.

 

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Tuesday, January 19, 2010


Overheard #102

One of our field operatives phoned this one in:
"...so is it coming out a greeney colour?"
I think we'd rather not know.

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Monday, January 18, 2010


EOTW #1

As promised, here we go with Week 1.

In no particular order, then, and all genuinely witnessed online by my good (bad?) self online recently:
  • Holding the baby reindeer.
  • Varnishing the banister.
  • Giving potatoes to the Scandinavians.
  • Popping into Waterstones.
  • Startling the hamster.
I'm going to enjoy this...

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Sunday, January 17, 2010


Euphemisms Of The Week (coming soon)

As I traverse the internet, stumbling from comments thread to twitter feed to forum post, I find myself inexorably drawn to those random phrases which, taken out of context, force a chuckle of childish delight upon me at the somewhat euphemistic nature of their very existence.

So, gentle reader, for 2010 I will be starting a fresh theme based on a weekly round-up of five of the best on offer out there on the intertubes, as witnessed by my very own eyes/ears.

Now I'll come clean from the off and admit I have a bit of a lengthy backlog, so the first few may contain bits and bobs from the tail end of 2009 - hey, you may even see your choice epithet in lights...

Childish? Silly? Mind like a Welsh railway? Guilty as charged, m'lud. Bring it on...

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At January 19, 2010 10:33 AM, Blogger Alex Andronov said:

Lengthy backlog? ooh er!

 
At January 19, 2010 11:02 AM, Blogger fourstar said:

I was wondering a) who and b) when.

Turns out I was correct on both counts :)

 

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Friday, January 15, 2010


No More Cotton Wool

I love the idea of this book:


Full of stuff that we and our parents maybe used to try with a healthy disregard for health & safety and/or social services (licking batteries, playing in hailstorms, supergluing two fingers together...) plus the rejuvenation of the seemingly long-lost idea that the best way to find out whether you should be doing something is to try it, once.

And it's got whittling in it...

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At January 15, 2010 12:16 PM, Blogger Rowan said:

you notice there's no reviews. that's because all the parents that bought the book are in prison for allowing their kids to do the things in the book!

 
At January 15, 2010 3:32 PM, Blogger fourstar said:

Heh, let's hope not, I'm up to #27...

 

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Tuesday, January 05, 2010


Overheard #101

This might be one of my favourites, one end of a telephone call just now:
"Your brother's birthday?"
"..."
"Oh, both brothers!"
"..."
"What do you mean, semi-identical?"

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Sunday, January 03, 2010


Overheard #100

My goodness, we've reached a ton of Overheards in a shade under two years. Which is approximately one a week, by sheer coincidence. Anyway, just now:
"Oh God, I'm so not bothered about Celebrity Big Brother."
*pause*
"So, who's on it?"

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009


All That Jazz

Our team Christmas lunch this year was at Ronnie Scott's jazz club, where you can enjoy an afternoon of food and wine accompanied by sets from three different performers (credit to Dei, our editor, for this inspired idea!) We heard a piano trio, then a great tenor saxophonist and finally a female vocalist, who really whipped the audience up into a festive frenzy, especially with her versions of classic Christmas numbers done in the musical style of the audience's choosing (the dub reggae 'Silent Night' was hilarious). It was a pretty tremendous way to spend an afternoon.

However, part of the deal is that everyone joins in for a big number at the end on kazoos (nicely laid out with the cutlery at each place setting). This was great fun, but even better was when they asked for volunteers to come up for a jam on the famous Ronnie Scott's stage, which has been graced by innumerable all-star names from the music world, past and present.

I didn't need asking twice, but I did let Jeremy go first for a microphone level test; old habits die hard. What's that? Is there a recording of this spectacular event? I thought you'd never ask:



And massive thanks to Alex for his off-the-cuff iPhone camerawork :)

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At December 23, 2009 3:49 PM, Blogger RubberGoat said:

Dude that was class - best bit was the arty pause so you could neck some more wine!

 
At December 24, 2009 5:20 PM, Blogger Jason said:

If only we knew you had such mad skillz at Chateau Giggles, we could've broadcast Kazoo Aid to the world

Nice work!

 

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009


Overheard #99

Our database laughs in the face of so-called numerical rules:
"So you're telling me that 1 & 2 are actually 2 & 3 and 1 is now zero? OK..."

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Thursday, December 17, 2009


Just Ask

OK, ready? Ask me anything:


I await the results of this experiment with interest (and not a little trepidation...)

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